hospital sounds

Since we're all going to eventually end up in a hospital bed (if we're lucky) one day, waiting to die, perhaps we should ready ourselves by listening to tapes of hospital sounds. Things like nurses calling for doctors or the squeak of gurney wheels might seem strange or annoying now, but when you're on your deathbed and you hear those sounds in real life instead of on CD or in mp3 form, they'll have a familiarity to them that will be comforting. Like listening to an oldies station or watching a familiar rerun.