The big show

Here we are, the big day. Today is the final competition.We had runthroughs last night and they were atrocious. They've only had two days to work with their choreographers, two great guys named Frit and Frat. They're twin brothers who's real names are, get this, Joeseph Alexander Fuller and Joseph Elexander Fuller. They had a mix-up here at the airport with their passports and after a 24 hour flight they got sent back. Well they're here now and they're doing their best to whip these untalented housewives into shape.

I'm really ambivalent about how to feel now. I'm excited that tonight is the last night of actual work that I'll have to do, but on the other hand it means I'm that much closer to leaving and that scares me. I have met so many amazing people here and it's really hard to go.

Anyway, I'm being called out now.