NY bound

For those of you not in the know, I'm going to New York. Tomorrow. If I were actually cool, I would be totally nonchalant about the whole thing. Unfortunately I'm not cool. So I'm excited.
I'm going to throat punch Al Roker and do indecent things to Katie Couric.
I'm going to reenact Catcher in the Rye and punch a car window.
One day a rain is going to come and wash all this filth away.
You talking to me?
Well I'm the only one here.
Just me and King Kong.
Now, let's go fuck some shit up.

EYES: Guitar Hero II
EARS: Guitar Hero II