Immigration dream

I just had a dream where Andrea and I were trying to see a movie or something and they let her through first, but wouldn't let me through, and it turned out that the reason for this was that we were somehow actually crossing the border into the Ukraine. They had to stop people because they found out that the president of Thailand, a woman, was actually a transvestite and because they were a culture run by all men, men were becoming women so they could get better health insurance. So they stopped me at the border for some reason. I had to scream for Andrea through the bars. The guard assured me that it would only take a couple of weeks. While waiting, I heard the story of a man who became so despondent that he tried to kill himself by smashing his own head against a rock during a huge wet storm. This was illustrated by my seeing the man catch a giant fish with his own hands and while trying to kill it by smashing its head against the rock, he decided to smash his own head.

Then I woke up.